Don't do it! It's not worth it!

So there's word out there that a near-finished version of X-Men Origins: Wolverine has leaked onto the Internet or something.

Apparently, 20th Century Fox is paying attention.

Now, create a hypothetical in which you download this thing, and then the feds come to your door and bust you for ... downloading X-Men Origins: Wolverine. How hard would the agents laugh at you for going to jail over stealing that movie? It would be like that scene in The 40 Year Old Virgin where Cal discovers the poster on Andy's wall.

"You framed an Asia poster? How hard did the people at the frame store laugh when you brought this in?"



It'd be the modern-day equivalent of Jean Valjean getting jailed for swiping a loaf of bread. I mean, dude's gotta feed his family, but when that loaf's gone ... he's gotta get more, right? Eventually you're gonna get nailed, so you might as well not even try the first time.

So yeah, Wolver-ophiles, I know Hugh is really Jackmaned in his new movie. But seriously -- wait for its theatrical release. In the meantime, screenshots will have to do the trick.