Quote of the *Insert Time Period Here*

They say I'm full of movie quotes.

They also say that ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin' it on.

So why not a new gimmick?

(Crickets.)

Since I hear no objections, this is happening. Introducing the first-annual inaugural debut edition of the oh-so-original Quote of the *Insert Time Period Here*!

It might not be the most original one out there, but there's a lot of hidden meaning in it. I think it's Spanish for, like, a fighting chicken.


"That. Just. Happened."